BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS
The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold storage.
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.
RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET
A story you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE
A pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today.
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES
Something other people have … similar to my character lines.
OLD
I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an affair.
She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?”
… and that, my friend, is the definition of ‘OLD’!
And just in case you wondered,
NO, by the way, I am not OLD!
80 is the new 40…
Didn’t anybody tell you??
Think young!
Have fun with words and ideas.
See ya tomorrow!
Comments on: "Words Can Be Such Fun!" (17)
The “old” one is hilarious. Thanks for the smile.
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Oh Jan, those are brilliant! I smiled all the way through and laughed out loud at the ‘affair’ one. 😂 That sign with the bull on it would be most appropriate to hang outside our House of Commons! 😁
A great start to my day. ☺
P.S. you have one of the most mischievous faces I’ve ever seen. 😊
Hah!!
And our White House!!
Yes, we really need to pray for our leaders. 😁
Thank you for the chuckles this morning Jan… I loved the EGOTIST one… 🙂 there is alot of it around …. 🙂
Take care and Much love <3
Yup! There is a lot – that’s for sure! Step high. It’s gonna get deeper before we vote it away.
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Good fun, Jan. 🙂
Thanks, Derrick. Hope to get a smile out of you… and maybe even an out loud chuckle! 😉
I looked at myself in the mirror this morning and thought “Damn, I’m getting old!” When you work surrounded by 20 somethings it’s not good on your ego but character is so much more important than outside appearances. I’m beautiful on the inside! 😄
Yes, DeDe! And you’ll always be beautiful inside AND outside to those of us who love you! 🙂 Never forget that!! <3 <3
Awwwww thanks ma! 💕🥰💕🥰
<3 🙂