A place where women curl up and dye.
The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.
A grape with a sunburn.
A story you tell to one person at a time.
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
A pain that drives you to extraction.
One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Something other people have … similar to my character lines.
I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an affair.
She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?”
… and that, my friend, is the definition of ‘OLD’!
And just in case you wondered,
NO, by the way, I am not OLD!
80 is the new 40…
Didn’t anybody tell you??
Have fun with words and ideas.
See ya tomorrow!